slots that eat your balance vs ones that let you breathe

High-volatility slots: spin after spin of nothing, then a heart attack. Low volatility: a slow bleed, but you actually get to play for a while. I've accepted I'm a heart-attack person. What about the rest of you?

Slow bleed enjoyer here, proudly. I want my evening of entertainment to last the whole evening. Revolutionary concept, I know.

Respect. I clearly need the chaos. There's something wrong with me, the docs are inconclusive.

I switch based on mood. Grumpy? High vol. Relaxed? Low vol. Mood-based volatility selection is a system, right? Tell me it's a system.