low-volatility enjoyers, rise up

Unpopular opinion, apparently: low-volatility slots are the best value in entertainment. Your balance lasts, you get little hits to keep it fun, and you go to bed without regrets. Fight me.

No fight from me, you're completely right. My sessions last ages and I sleep fine. The high-vol people can have their heart attacks.

Cowards, all of you — said with love, from the high-vol trenches, where I have seen things.