do withdrawals process on weekends or am i dreaming?

Requested a withdrawal Friday night like an optimist. It's been sitting untouched since. Is weekend processing a thing that exists, or did I just bench my own money for two days?

Mostly the second one, yeah. Some sites do process on Saturdays, but the banks drag their feet regardless. Plan around it: request early week, enjoy the weekend.

Figured as much. The weekend pending screen is psychological warfare and I fell for it.