biggest win nobody saw

Hit a beauty of a win last summer sitting on the dock at the cottage. Loons calling, sun going down, absolutely nobody around. I just told the lake. The lake was happy for me.

What's everyone's best 'nobody saw it' win?

The lake is a great audience. Mine was at the laundromat — whooped out loud and a stranger asked if I'd found money in a pocket. Technically true, ma'am. Technically true.

These are the real ones. The big wins never happen when anyone's watching. It's like the universe respects your privacy at the worst moment.